Thursday, August 30, 2012

YES

Your YES means absolutely nothing if you never say NO.

My feet are Republicans

I think my feet are Republicans, they always want me to pay money I don't have so that they can look great, while the rest of my wardrobe falls apart.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Dilemma

The need for candor and honesty will always rub up against the sensitivities of ego and feelings.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Never Mind

Never mind the smell or the look of the place. Why are you there in the first place?

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Friends

The people that remember you fell, because they picked you up, but don't keep reminding you about it.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Mixed Messages

Entering a man's life in a negligee and then complaining about his refusal to let you sleep is a mixed message.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Bandwagon

Not everybody can sit in the driver's seat. However, if you have a seat on the bus, you're going to get there at the same time too.