YES

Your YES means absolutely nothing if you never say NO.

My feet are Republicans

I think my feet are Republicans, they always want me to pay money I don't have so that they can look great, while the rest of my wardrobe falls apart.

Dilemma

The need for candor and honesty will always rub up against the sensitivities of ego and feelings.

Never Mind

Never mind the smell or the look of the place. Why are you there in the first place?

Friends

The people that remember you fell, because they picked you up, but don't keep reminding you about it.

Mixed Messages

Entering a man's life in a negligee and then complaining about his refusal to let you sleep is a mixed message.

Bandwagon

Not everybody can sit in the driver's seat. However, if you have a seat on the bus, you're going to get there at the same time too.